Every Mother is a Working Mother

I am really sick of the mud slinging back and forth across party lines-----and it's only September.   I have a great idea!  Let's take all of the "opinions" LITERALLY -----let's LISTEN to all of the people spewing hate filled bile for a minute.   Here's what it would mean, if we took some of the crazy s**t to heart and starting choosing real leaders based on the mud slinging:

People to Cross Off the List for Potential President or Vice-President Candidates:
1. Anyone who attends a church with a passionate minister or priest.  Check.
2. Anyone who has issues with their family----teens who get pregnant out of wedlock, college kids smoking pot.  Check.
3. Anyone who has ever had serious marital difficulties or hard times.  Check.
4. Anyone who has even been sued or had a family member sued. Check.
5. Anyone who has ever smoked pot or had a drink while under the age of 18. Check.
6. Anyone who has every said something they wished they had not OR made a public mistake.  Check.
7. Anyone who has some views (not all) that might be outside the mainstream experience of 51% of all Americans. Check.
8. Women who do not have more than 3 children. NO SPECIAL NEEDS.  Check.

You know what kind of individuals we would have for leaders if we started listening to suggestions thrown out by the hate mongers?   The only people suitable for the job of President or VP would be individuals like these wonderful guys listed below:

We'd get a frustrated PAINTER to lead our nation...like Adolf Hitler.   Or maybe we'd get a a book author as President---like Mussolini was before he was an evil dictator. Or a teacher...named Pol Pot who killed more than a MILLION people after he left his "day job" as a teacher.  Thanks to Netorama for the great article on "Despots, Dictators and Their Old Jobs".

Don't make me come to Washington or St. Paul or wherever you are throwing words like bombs at other people-----just because you don't like their political views. 

You haven't SEEN scary until you get an Irish Catholic mom with southern roots and blog really PISSED OFF.  Just ask my husband.  There are certain lines you just don't cross------and if you do there will be a GIANT CAN OF WHUPASS with your name on ready for me to open up and take you on.  

Play Nice.  Don't say crap about another person's family or religion or hair color if you wouldn't say those words it to your mother or your Aunt Susan or another person you respect.